"Hi, I'm Lisa, and I have a boyfriend, his name is Namjoon. Yeah, he's sweet and all but also very clumsy; he tends to break stuff. A lot of things, actually. He's broken glasses, and machine, and other stuff that I've bought for him. I don't know how he does it; it's like his hands are made from the god of destruction if that's even a thing. Anyway, enough about him breaking things. It was our death anniversary, today was the day that we met, and he took me on a date. We celebrate this every year. Namjoon is full of surprises bringing me to restaurants, a festival, even a premiere at a movie. Tonight, he's taking me somewhere I don't even know."