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Me and my brain - a love story.

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My brain: why tf would you call it "a love story"?!
Me: people love love stories!!!
My brain: no, they don't.
Me: yes, they do?
My brain: I doubt that, and even if... that doesn't make any fucking sense: I hate you!
Me: *smiles* you too

(This is book is basically me just having internal conversations... i write about my idiotic life, about fandoms,... anything really that comes into my mind. It WILL be hilarious.
My brain: probably not. 
Me: *hurt drama queen face*
My brain: probably just cringe-worthy.
Me: *hits brain*
My brain: why would you hit your own freaking brain?!)

Warning: I swear a lot.All Rights Reserved

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My Hero Academia x Reader by couldntbemetbh

Sooo... I just had the urge to make a story... Basically, you have Gojo Satoru's (from Jujutsu Kaisen) powers as a quirk, so probably overpowered as hell but who cares??? You have known Izuku Midoriya since childhood and support his dreams in wanting to be a hero. One day, a villain attacks Izuku and All Might saves him and rescues you both. Obviously, stuff happens (which will be in the story). You help Izuku pursue his dream while you try to battle your past and pursue yours, making many memorable friends along the way. Y/n L/n will be a female in this story, (sorry males, unless you want to read it and imagine Y/n L/n being a male, go ahead, I support you). Also, there will be nothing inappropriate. (So go-ahead underage people, read this to your heart's content. There will obviously be cursing/cussing/swearing, so if you don't like that, don't read. Also, this story is basically the show... So, most of the dialogue and etc., will be the same, but with my modifications...? BUT I do NOT own My Hero Academia or the cover, (all credits to Kohei Horikoshi, whoever made the cover, and the gifs/images I will be using in this story). I'm just making this story because I had an urge to. Enjoy! (I suppose...?) If I make any spelling mistakes or any mistakes in general, comment and just let me know!

"The Don between the covers" |18+| (Book3 - Mafia in love) - UNEDITED by Late_Writer

You see, there are these apps where anybody can write books, stories and the sort and one day, scrolling the FB (which I don't usually do but I kill time with it on occasions) my eyes fell on a title that made me scoff. The title, 'Mafia in Love'. I remember I laughed terribly then, one of the very few times I laughed, or smiled for that matter. Some people truly feel they know anything about Mafia. It was not far from the truth, though. We are in love. We are in love with money, power, luxury and women. Actually more like to f. women. A lot. At least that's what I love. We love to say "Forget abou'it!" when actually we don't forget at all. Oh, and guns. Yeah, I was in love with my own that was never far from me, always nicely tucked in the belt of my suit pants, always my best companion. I can't even count how many times it saved my life. So, unless the story was about that, I was positive it was nothing but a load of crap and bullshit, probably written by a silly teenage girl who fell in love with some actor playing in a mafia movie. Either way, I laughed and forgot about it. For a while. Until I saw it again in a notification flashing on the screen of my phone while I was shitty high, bored and pissed in the office of my favorite club. My name is Don Raffaello Capozzi and this is the story of my only love. *Mature content"

Practically Normal (BoyxBoy) by xink0heartx

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Waves - Book #2 [completed] by isabellaskyauthor

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The Way Love Changes You; Book One: Love's Firsts by redisle_love

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