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Me and my brain - a love story.

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My brain: why tf would you call it "a love story"?!
Me: people love love stories!!!
My brain: no, they don't.
Me: yes, they do?
My brain: I doubt that, and even if... that doesn't make any fucking sense: I hate you!
Me: *smiles* you too

(This is book is basically me just having internal conversations... i write about my idiotic life, about fandoms,... anything really that comes into my mind. It WILL be hilarious.
My brain: probably not. 
Me: *hurt drama queen face*
My brain: probably just cringe-worthy.
Me: *hits brain*
My brain: why would you hit your own freaking brain?!)

Warning: I swear a lot.All Rights Reserved

comedy comical dumb fandoms fangirl funny gay hilarious internalconversations joke joking justme kidding lesbian lgbt lifestory marvel meandmybrain mybrain random sherlock storyofmylife stupid wannabe weird

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