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Good Omens One Shots

CarleyTheWeirdo12

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Reads 11,091
Votes 284
Parts 30
Time 1h 19m

CarleyTheWeirdo12

Hey! I've never done this before but oh well I'm gonna try it. Never ever written fanfic. 

A couple things before you read this: 

•I don't do smut sorry :( in my opinion both Crowley and Aziraphale are asexual 
•I don't ship Gabriel and Beelzebub so there won't be any of them in this book 
•In every One Shot I will write in a third person point of view 
•I mostly enjoy Ineffable Husbands but if you have any requests for me to write about the other characters I will try to do so! 


All the characters in this book are based off the characters from Good Omens the book by Neil Gaimen and Terry Pratchett and Good Omens the TV series by Neil GaimenAll Rights Reserved

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