The Illegal Wish
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Last published Fri, Dec 12, 2014
"You're impossible!" I yell at Ender's retreating back, not knowing if I'd rather scream at him or kick him. Both sound like good options right now.
He turns around and flashes me a cocky grin, green eyes twinkling with mirth. "I can't be impossible. I exist! What you meant to say is, I'm improbable." He turns around and walks out the door. "See ya later, Maroon."
"I-urg-YOU! You're giving me a headache" I scream at him.
~~♫|*|♫~~
Meet Scarlett Hanson, a determined, slightly cocky tomboy who doesn't know when to shut her mouth. She thought her life was perfect, until one day when she made a special wish on a shooting star. Meet Damion "Ender" Weston, the boy who thought HE was perfect. So what if he had no family!? He had himself, and that was enough. But all that changes when he meets Scarlett. Join Scarlett and Ender in this bad nickname, corny joke filled adventure, as the two unlikely friends meet and are brought together by one illegal wish and a special shooting star.
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