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Shit I Think of Off My Porch

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Rambles? Maybe- 
Like
Thoughts of a sad fucking teen or whatever 
Bro in the last 18 years.. you would not believe what has happened so far... I lasted longer than I expected tf.
I'm kind of bizarre and emotional and chaotic 
I am also know to be the comedic relief in some cases but who knows? 
Im just here chilling- plus no family member will be able to see this because I don't think they've got Wattpad (y'all or either horny af, fanfic lovers, closeted horndogs dipping into that gay shit, dark and twisty, sad mfs , weebs, or alloftheabove)All Rights Reserved

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