I woke up in the morning and felt the pain in a place I've never hurt before. I took a peek at my own body, and my mind went blank. My eyes found a man who was lying beside me, sleeping, and my mind brought me back to me all the crazy things that happened last night. My 2 years boyfriend dumped me, I was drunk and went to my hotel room alone. Someone climbed on me. To say that he was handsome is an understatement. If an angel could marry a devil, then I'm sure he was their son. But that was not the point! He came to me and kissed me. One thing led to another.. God! This guy took my virginity. And that was not the worst. Guess what! He was my new boss. I was his new executive assistant. To top it, my ex boyfriend accused my boss that he raped me. What should I do? Trust my ex boyfriend who just dumped me? Or.. trust my new boss who was sexy as hell (that's not the point, by the way) and the one who took my virginity? Words {[150.000-200.000]} First Chapter published on July 4th , 2020.

Barnard thinks he has a great idea for an adventure. As with many great ideas, this one is not well-planned, though it ends up funny. Armed with a smart phone, a Smart Car, and a smart aleck friend, he sets out to realize his latest dream of claiming fame and fortune. Believing he will be picked up by the Travel Channel as a videographer, he wants to make lesser-known places of interest into icons of Texas culture. The funny thing about this big adventure is that little does he suspect that he and his buddy Audie will become the best known two of these icons ... at least for a little while. Their adventure spans from East to West Texas in the Smart Car that Barnard is sure is the sportiest and coolest thing on the road. Unbeknownst to our heroes, their uploads to YouTube and Facebook quickly gain a cult following of their adventure over spring break. They think they are making a mess of their week through a calamity of errors as many things go wrong and only a few go right. They do run into funny and interesting characters, but some have malicious intentions. While all of the characters are fictional, they are believable and sometimes bizarre. Barnard and Audie are catapulted into dangerous cat and mouse games and at times have to fight for their lives. Intrigue and laughter will keep you riveted to the adventure in this book until the end. Don't miss this fun, engaging novel that is chock full of real life situations sure to touch your heart.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

3 different parts, 1 wholesome rated R story in play format. Lots of action and dialogue, little narration ------------------------------------------------------- [WARNING] THIS STORY IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES WHO CAN HANDLE THE FOLLOWING TOPICS: SEX (LOTS), VIOLENCE, GORE, LANGUAGE, LOTS OF LANGUAGE, SO MUCH LANGUAGE IT'S NOT OK, RACISM, RACIST REMARKS, SLURS, SENSITIVE TOPICS, SENSITIVE JOKES, DARK JOKES AND REFERENCES YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS A SATIRICAL STORY NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE. ------------------------------------------------------- In an alternate reality semester 2 of Cherryton Academy starts up as a mysterious murder happens, Legless the protagonist, decides to figure out what is going on. In doing so he uncovers many secrets and becomes friends with many people. But the butterfly effect is just starting, nothing is normal when it comes to Weedstars (Names just in case) Legoshi - Legless Jack - Ladder Boi Juno - Jugs Pina - Penis Louis - Rouie? (with the question mark) Haru - Haircut Bill - Bill Williamson Durham - Flounder Miguno - Chex Collot - HipHop Ibuki - Itchy Agata - LionMaker Free - Fiddles Dolph - Scratches Cheif Lion - Queef Chief Mayor - Bimbo Mayor Tem - Ten Gon - C**t Principal Barite - Little S**t Cosmo - Runa? (also with question mark) Gohin - Panda Express Melon - Cantaloupe Ten - Yurigo and some original characters that you will find rather... interesting.

Isabella was not interested in falling in love. Marco was not looking for a relationship. The perfect combination for a foolproof agreement. Right? * Isabella Hammond, the first female billionaire in her city, is a smart, straightforward and stunning woman. Men in her life have never been able to keep up with her and her success. Despite the heartbreaks of her past, she lives her life working and making snarky remarks about everything she can. She is happy. Marco Huntington, a successful senior architect with smarts almost as swoon-worthy as his roguish smile, has sworn off relationships for good, much to the horror of his loving mother. His past has made sure that he had no intention of being in a romantic relationship again. He is happy. What happens when they decide that an agreement between friends is completely harmless?

A compilation of short stories of same sex hook-ups and romance between men that are members of Fraternities. I don't own any photos featured in this series and I do not represent any official fraternal entities in any official capacity. Most of these stories were originally posted on my (now deleted) tumblr blog, beyondtheset.tumblr.com Rating: Mature, NSFW

One HIGH SCHOOL, Two STUDENTS One a HOT JOCK The other an AWKWARD NERD Both HATE each other UNTIL, One DAY, Everything CHANGES LOVE awakens... And SPARKS flies... But will LOVE ever be ENOUGH to keep them TOGETHER? ☡ Not so Typical love story, Just saying... ¤¤¤ ☡☢☡DISCLAIMER: Graphic languages, alcohol/drug use and explicit sexual content. Self harm and depressing thoughts. Read at your own risk

✔️ COMPLETE Part-time violinist and full-time procrastinator, Jackie Picot, has a total of five problems after only the first week of starting Battersea, University of London. 1) Her flatmate keeps having sex with a bloke Jackie knows will eventually break said flatmates heart. 2) She can't find a job in bloody busy London, and without one she'll never be able to afford the violin of her dreams (or survive, for that matter, as she needs food). 3) She misses her little brother so much it hurts. 4) Jägerbombs used to taste better. 5) A very cute, yet annoying, guy named Harry keeps popping up everywhere, and she's unsure how to appropriately flirt with boys as she's only ever done so with girls. Or, the short version, Jackie isn't sure how she's going to survive London; socially, economically, mentally, or sexually. University, Friends to Lovers AU🎓 © 2019

Needs to be heavily edited lmao (first wrote when I was like 15) Now, I'm alone with the beast . He stares into my soul causing me to gulp. "You're going to do something for me." He rounds his desk, coming to a stop in front of me. His body towering over my seated self. I look forward facing his crotch, the bulge in his pants making itself known. I make eye contact with him, an evil smirk, he says one word, "suck." .... Grayson Black is the definition of playboy. Unfortunately when owning a large and successful company, image matters especially when your only 27, so he decided to 'commit' himself to a relationship to prove that he's changed his ways. Except the woman he 'commits' himself to is his assistant. When feelings begin to grow on one end and there's a secret surprise on the way, what happens? #15 in romance #1 in employee #2 CEO #1 baby #1 fake love #1 in love life