narusasu crack fic

naruto joins the akatsuki with sasuke.

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Naruto finds out about danzo through some convenient, cliche, bull shit. He loses all hope for the village from learning of all the horrible things donzo(an incredibly important person in the village) has done without repercussions. That paired with the way he was treated as a literal child and baby, he decides to rebuild the leaf, he plans on defeating danzo and completely uprooting his whole organization. To do so, he needs to train away from the village and find strong allies to help him. He goes rogue and gets sasuke to join him and tells him all shit about danzo and the massacre, blood line theft, the root organization, etc. Sasuke wants to blow up the village, but trys naruto's way first.
They can't let anyone know they know the truth.

Mostly crack, but there'll probably be some serious parts.

naruto's a cheeky basterd and sasuke is a tsundere.

takes place sometime in shippuden, I don't really remember the time line.

tw
dark humor
swearing
ooc
spelling mistakes and bad grammar.
maybe weed and alcohol, not sure tho.