Harry Potter and the Bones of Magic

Harry Freaking Potter, armed with a degree in Forensic Anthropology, travels to America in an attempt to escape the crazy fans he had from the U.K. However, Harry never was one for the squint life alone...and then, of course, men in black suits start following him around, and Harry Potter is done. Just DONE.

He left for a vacation, but he ends up with so much more.