A place to express my insanity... or maybe it's just toads. I'm not sure! It might also have something to do with the tree I ate earlier... And if you see a giant flying soap bar with blue eyes please message me, Henri escaped earlier. Anyways, um... nothing. Just nothing. Try not to scream, they can hear you! A collection of short stories from my odd mind... and a few turtles too! (psst! You! Yeah, you! Don't tell them I'm here! They can't find me! I'm hiding from the Squids of Power! They want to turn me blue!) These stories contain aliens, hearts, blood, death, sickness, cannibal chickens, time travel, cats, and missions. If you dare, leap into the book and release your mind into the insanity. But beware, infinity is a powerful force. Use it well, wandering stranger. ~ShA