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The D.T.F. Guide to Hell | SOPE

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afterlife bts curse death demon hell hobi hoseok jhope jimin jin jungkook namjoon nammin rm satan seokjin sope soulmate suga taehyung taejin yoongi

Yoongi walked behind Jungkook, who was happily showing him around Hell. 

"This is where we neuter child molesters! Oooh, and over there, that's where we hang their testicles for everyone to see!"

"Lovely, Jungkook," Yoongi said, "What's that building over there?"

"Oh, that's where the Beast lives. He's the guy in charge of punishing rapists. He has anger management issues. It's the perfect job for him!"

"The Beast? That's his name?"

"Uh, well his real name is Pip, but that doesn't really instill fear. He once threw a guy in the air and caught him in the air with a lance through the asshole! He's real good at his job!"

"Like ass jousting?" Yoongi asked, clenching his butthole unconsciously.

"Yea, he's so funny! Ooh, and over there is where we torture politicians and paparazzi!"All Rights Reserved

afterlife bts curse death demon hell hobi hoseok jhope jimin jin jungkook namjoon nammin rm satan seokjin sope soulmate suga taehyung taejin yoongi

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Magic Scouts ✭ J.JK by imovedaccouns

"Are you evil?" He asks. I shake my head, "Of course not. I want to be just like my mother, a wizard who helps people." Jungkook stays quiet for a moment before grabbing both my shoulders, "It doesn't matter what type of magic you have, you can still join the Magic Scouts! You want to be like your mother? Then join us! We can help you, we can give you a home!" *inspired by Fairy Tail*

Bet by 92ckhanh

"FINE! I'll prove it. What's the bet this time? I'll fucking show you", They always do dumb bets like this on each other, with penalties attached should you fail the bet. Only they haven't done it in forever, why was his hyung's still so fucking immature?-Jungkook thought. "Hmm Now, that's what I like to hear!", Hoseok laughs loudly. "Alright, Kook. To prove yourself, I want you to date the next guy that walks into this cafe. You have to date him for 4 months, fuck him, and I do mean ALL the way. And if you can't get him to date you or if he breaks up with you before, then you lose" OR A bad boy based on more than just reputation, Jeon Jungkook, found what he needed in the shape of a poorly dress lanky boy named Kim Taehyung. OR another gang/mob type story OR I'm really just bad at summaries but its a TAEKOOK au so please enjoy :D

WHO'S TOP? ; WHO'S BOTTOM? by Gracepurpleyou

No one will ever disagree with the fact that Jimin was a heartthrob, a chick magnet, a womanizer and a very good in bed, he's a very bad boy-and a bad boy like Jimin don't go to heaven, instead he will bring the heaven to you.. "I'm so exhausted, I want to sleep.." Jimin brushes his hair back.. "Oooohh, that's new, no girls tonight?" Taehyung smiles again when Jimin nods.. "Then let me treat you!! We should celebrate because your dick will rest for the first time.." Taehyung pulled him, and they jog to the nearest mini stop.. ..... Yoongi got kicked out from his last job. Luckily he found another job, and he met this guy named Jimin on what he called a weird way.. "So are you aware of a Top and Bottom thingy?" Yoongi ask Jimin.. "You mean like, the girls were always the bottom right?" Jimin sit properly and face Yoongi.. "Yes, so what do you think you are?" Yoongi ask again.. "I'm a Top, of course!" Jimin crosses his arm on his chest.. "I am too.." Yoongi smiles at him. No, Yoongi was smirking at him.. Jimin couldn't sleep that night. "Why is Yoongi smirking at me?"

Rogues And Charlatans by Solastiaa

"Hey, who the hell are you and what do you want." They groaned but didn't answer him, so Yoongi used his foot to roll the body over. "Shit! Seokjin?!" He put his gun away and crouched in front of the man, wincing at the sight of the once immaculate face now covered in cuts and bruises. The worst was along his jaw, and he could almost hear the whining that Seokjin would do once he learned it would scar. "Yoongi...couldn't..." Seokjin hisses as he tries to sit back up, holding his arm close to him like it was broken. "Sorry...didn't know where else to go."

Spice and silk | Yoonseok by Nightish_blue

"It's got ears," says the man that's choking him. Hoseok. "Look, look. It's got - like a cat." "Let me-" Yoongi wheezes, phlegm in the back of his throat, stars in his eyes, "Let me-" "So Jungyoo wasn't lying." Hoseok pushes harder. Yoongi realises faintly that he isn't even touching the ground; Hoseok is holding him against the wall, Yoongi's feet dangling uselessly a foot from the floor. "Why are you here?" "He's got the house markings," Seokjin stretches over Hoseok's shoulder and presses a thumb to the centre of Yoongi's forehead, smearing the makeup there. The warpaint. "Maybe-" "But why's he got ears?" Yoongi claws ever-more desperately. (Oh, if Jeongguk could see him now - he'd be a disgrace.) "Hoseok-ah, I think you're choking it."

The Devils Den - Sope by jem_the_eternal

A story in which a lost kitten finds himself in the most exclusive night club in the whole of Seoul. In which Min Yoongi finds his way to Jung Hoseok with their paths meeting in so many spots it must be fate. --- --- --- --- --- --- "Come on Yoongles, it can't be that bad." "Yoongles?" "Yoongles." "That sounds like a cats name." "Well it's fitting for the lost kitty cat who's sat out on the street, don't you think?" --- --- --- --- --- --- [COMPLETED]

𝗦𝗬𝗠𝗕𝗜𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗦 || 𝗧𝗔𝗘𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗞 ✓ by glitterskv

[completed] Symbiosis; "Interaction between two different organisms living in close physical association, typically to the advantage of both„ ☆ Taehyung gets up to see off Yoongi to the door. Yoongi presses close to him, "Tell me if you ever need an exorcist" Taehyung laughs, hits his arm. "I won't ask how you know one. But fine, will let you know" Yoongi gives him a side hug with a "stay safe and in one piece when I see you next, please" and leaves. Taehyung is still laughing at his friend when he comes back. Jeongguk quickly comes to sit beside him. "You think I scared him?" "You think? Oh I /know/. He was telling me to contact him if I need an exorcist" Jeongguk laughs, bright and hearty, head tilted back, "They don't work on us. It's not The Conjuring" (A possible switch Taekookau with some supernatural shit because I love it 😌💫)

Sold my soul to the CEO -: kth x reader by llouww

"Please... I really need this job.. I'll sell my soul to you, my entire life. Just please." I slammed my hands on the desk, determined. "Soul? Hmm sure." Of course I was baffled by his response on that day. The way he just simply agreed as soon as I mentioned my soul even if i meant it as exaggeration. That lead suspicion in my mind. What really is he? [Taehyung demon ceo x reader au] • Smut • Violence

Peaches & Cream by SugaWithThatTae

"Do you want to die?" The man's voice is barely controlled as he aims the baseball bat at your face. "Woah, woah, woah," Your eyes are wide as you step back, about to shit your pants. "Look, I didn't force him to come back, alright? If you want to kill someone, kill him." You point at Yoongi, who raises his eyebrows in disbelief. "What an amazing friend you are, Y/N," He says sarcastically as he raises his hands defensively. "Look, we can resolve this peacefully." "Actually, no, we can't," Taehyung frowns. "Not helping, Tae," Yoongi mutters. "Shit!" You yell as the bat swings towards your face. "No swearing!" Your best friend screeches as you feel the bat swinging towards your face - Nothing. You open your eyes slowly, cautiously, gaze moving to the man blocking the bat from hitting your face. "Miss me?" _______ He's back. He's free. And he's hotter than ever. Sequel to Sugar & Ocean Highest Ranking: #4

A dime a dozen (sope/yoonseok) by twinkieyoonie

The raven haired swallows the lump in his throat, contemplating. "Why do you want me to join your gang?" Hope steps away, but keeps his hand on Yoongi's shoulder, giving what the raven haired had to guess, is a reassuring squeeze. "Yoooongi," he draws out his name and it stirs something in the raven haired. "You're smart, I told you. Also," he pauses, for an effect. Then he suddenly leans into Yoongi until he's close, so close, his breath tickling the raven haired's ear. "I'm interested in you." "Stop using my name in vain," Yoongi says trying to sound as deadpan as possible as he pushes Hope away from him, brushing the hand off his shoulder with one of his own. He doesn't miss the linger of the other's fingers, either. "Use my alias, Agust, but not my name. I'm not in your rodeo." "Yet," Hope feels the need to point out. He takes a few steps back, his eyes prolonged over Yoongi's body. "Keep it in mind, though. Would really love to have you around." - Yoongi is roped into the gangster life by his lover, despite wanting a normal life. Then, the rival's gang leader suddenly takes an interest in him. And that's when a lot of shit happens. - TOP - Jung Hoseok BOTTOM - Min Yoongi

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Sold my soul to the CEO -: kth x reader cover

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Magic Scouts ✭ J.JK

"Are you evil?" He asks. I shake my head, "Of course not. I want to be just like my mother, a wizard who helps people." Jungkook stays quiet for a moment before grabbing both my shoulders, "It doesn't matter what type of magic you have, you can still join the Magic Scouts! You want to be like your mother? Then join us! We can help you, we can give you a home!" inspired by Fairy Tail