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The D.T.F. Guide to Hell | SOPE

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Time 2h 17m

afterlife bts curse death demon hell hobi hoseok jhope jimin jin jungkook namjoon nammin rm satan seokjin sope soulmate suga taehyung taejin yoongi

Yoongi walked behind Jungkook, who was happily showing him around Hell. 

"This is where we neuter child molesters! Oooh, and over there, that's where we hang their testicles for everyone to see!"

"Lovely, Jungkook," Yoongi said, "What's that building over there?"

"Oh, that's where the Beast lives. He's the guy in charge of punishing rapists. He has anger management issues. It's the perfect job for him!"

"The Beast? That's his name?"

"Uh, well his real name is Pip, but that doesn't really instill fear. He once threw a guy in the air and caught him in the air with a lance through the asshole! He's real good at his job!"

"Like ass jousting?" Yoongi asked, clenching his butthole unconsciously.

"Yea, he's so funny! Ooh, and over there is where we torture politicians and paparazzi!"All Rights Reserved

afterlife bts curse death demon hell hobi hoseok jhope jimin jin jungkook namjoon nammin rm satan seokjin sope soulmate suga taehyung taejin yoongi

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"Did you just step on my fucking shoes? Do you know how much these cost?" Taehyung spoke with venom laced in his voice. "Probably more than my rent, I don't see why you'd spend that much money on shoes though." Jimin rolled his eyes. Taehyung put his foot up on the desk with a smile. "Clean it... or you're fired." ____________ Jimin's a struggling single father and Taehyung, an evil CEO of his own business, hires Jimin to be his secretary. WARNING Foul language Smut SLOW BURN ‼️

Sold my soul to the CEO -: kth x reader by llouww

"Please... I really need this job.. I'll sell my soul to you, my entire life. Just please." I slammed my hands on the desk, determined. "Soul? Hmm sure." Of course I was baffled by his response on that day. The way he just simply agreed as soon as I mentioned my soul even if i meant it as exaggeration. That lead suspicion in my mind. What really is he? [Taehyung demon ceo x reader au] • Smut • Violence

WHO'S TOP? ; WHO'S BOTTOM? by Gracepurpleyou

No one will ever disagree with the fact that Jimin was a heartthrob, a chick magnet, a womanizer and a very good in bed, he's a very bad boy-and a bad boy like Jimin don't go to heaven, instead he will bring the heaven to you.. "I'm so exhausted, I want to sleep.." Jimin brushes his hair back.. "Oooohh, that's new, no girls tonight?" Taehyung smiles again when Jimin nods.. "Then let me treat you!! We should celebrate because your dick will rest for the first time.." Taehyung pulled him, and they jog to the nearest mini stop.. ..... Yoongi got kicked out from his last job. Luckily he found another job, and he met this guy named Jimin on what he called a weird way.. "So are you aware of a Top and Bottom thingy?" Yoongi ask Jimin.. "You mean like, the girls were always the bottom right?" Jimin sit properly and face Yoongi.. "Yes, so what do you think you are?" Yoongi ask again.. "I'm a Top, of course!" Jimin crosses his arm on his chest.. "I am too.." Yoongi smiles at him. No, Yoongi was smirking at him.. Jimin couldn't sleep that night. "Why is Yoongi smirking at me?"

Internet Famous by taekooklab

Kim Taehyung Jeon Jungkook. Total strangers from the start. They weren't meant to meet, and Taehyung wasn't showing the at least one interest of the younger-until he witnessed a talent of Jungkook that Taehyung also was talented at. "I can sing better." Jimin, his soulmate, wanted his crush to show his talents to the world. But it was only a matter of regret when he had made a deal with the devilish man known as Jungkook. "So...is 'Mission : Taehyung' back?" And Jungkook was this close to squealing a big fat yes. [completed] [edited]

Bet by 92ckhanh

"FINE! I'll prove it. What's the bet this time? I'll fucking show you", They always do dumb bets like this on each other, with penalties attached should you fail the bet. Only they haven't done it in forever, why was his hyung's still so fucking immature?-Jungkook thought. "Hmm Now, that's what I like to hear!", Hoseok laughs loudly. "Alright, Kook. To prove yourself, I want you to date the next guy that walks into this cafe. You have to date him for 4 months, fuck him, and I do mean ALL the way. And if you can't get him to date you or if he breaks up with you before, then you lose" OR A bad boy based on more than just reputation, Jeon Jungkook, found what he needed in the shape of a poorly dress lanky boy named Kim Taehyung. OR another gang/mob type story OR I'm really just bad at summaries but its a TAEKOOK au so please enjoy :D

PIXIE DUST (YOONMIN 💜 ONE SHOT) by Gracepurpleyou

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My Demon Babysitter ✔️ by Atlantaes

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Rogues And Charlatans by Solastiaa

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Knives Guns And Shattered Lives by eveningvesperine

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