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The D.T.F. Guide to Hell | SOPE

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Yoongi walked behind Jungkook, who was happily showing him around Hell. 

"This is where we neuter child molesters! Oooh, and over there, that's where we hang their testicles for everyone to see!"

"Lovely, Jungkook," Yoongi said, "What's that building over there?"

"Oh, that's where the Beast lives. He's the guy in charge of punishing rapists. He has anger management issues. It's the perfect job for him!"

"The Beast? That's his name?"

"Uh, well his real name is Pip, but that doesn't really instill fear. He once threw a guy in the air and caught him in the air with a lance through the asshole! He's real good at his job!"

"Like ass jousting?" Yoongi asked, clenching his butthole unconsciously.

"Yea, he's so funny! Ooh, and over there is where we torture politicians and paparazzi!"All Rights Reserved

afterlife bts curse death demon hell hobi hoseok jhope jimin jin jungkook namjoon nammin rm satan seokjin sope soulmate suga taehyung taejin yoongi

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My Demon Babysitter ✔️ by Atlantaes

"What the hellhounds??" "Oh Satan's butt, what have we done??" "I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!" ☽✧ ✦ ✧☾ In which three adolescent demons screwing around with an Ouija Board accidentally summons a human. ©Kiki 2019© ➢AU ➢Romance/Drama ➢Fantasy ➢Low-key crackfic Highest Rankings: #1 in JIMIN #1 in TAEHYUNG #1 in KPOP #4 in BTS #4 in Fanfiction Thank you guys for 2 million!! 💕 **Started: February 16, 2019** **Ended: April 24, 2019**

Trapped | BTS ✔️COMPLETED✔️ by _Flightless_bird_24

Yoongi wakes up in a place for "special" people like him and his life was never the same... ~ "Well... this is meant to be a mental hospital but they've just taken things too far. This isn't a "mental hospital" it's basically a laboratory. They do a bunch of experiments on you to test your abilities and you're literally nothing else than a science experiment to them." Namjoon explained. "What kind of abilities? I don't have any abilities..." "You do. Or else you wouldn't be here." ~ WARNING: involves blood, horror, abuse, torture, mental issues etc.

Peaches & Cream by SugaWithThatTae

"Do you want to die?" The man's voice is barely controlled as he aims the baseball bat at your face. "Woah, woah, woah," Your eyes are wide as you step back, about to shit your pants. "Look, I didn't force him to come back, alright? If you want to kill someone, kill him." You point at Yoongi, who raises his eyebrows in disbelief. "What an amazing friend you are, Y/N," He says sarcastically as he raises his hands defensively. "Look, we can resolve this peacefully." "Actually, no, we can't," Taehyung frowns. "Not helping, Tae," Yoongi mutters. "Shit!" You yell as the bat swings towards your face. "No swearing!" Your best friend screeches as you feel the bat swinging towards your face - Nothing. You open your eyes slowly, cautiously, gaze moving to the man blocking the bat from hitting your face. "Miss me?" _______ He's back. He's free. And he's hotter than ever. Sequel to Sugar & Ocean Highest Ranking: #4

Spice and silk | Yoonseok by Nightish_blue

"It's got ears," says the man that's choking him. Hoseok. "Look, look. It's got - like a cat." "Let me-" Yoongi wheezes, phlegm in the back of his throat, stars in his eyes, "Let me-" "So Jungyoo wasn't lying." Hoseok pushes harder. Yoongi realises faintly that he isn't even touching the ground; Hoseok is holding him against the wall, Yoongi's feet dangling uselessly a foot from the floor. "Why are you here?" "He's got the house markings," Seokjin stretches over Hoseok's shoulder and presses a thumb to the centre of Yoongi's forehead, smearing the makeup there. The warpaint. "Maybe-" "But why's he got ears?" Yoongi claws ever-more desperately. (Oh, if Jeongguk could see him now - he'd be a disgrace.) "Hoseok-ah, I think you're choking it."

Rogues And Charlatans by Solastiaa

"Hey, who the hell are you and what do you want." They groaned but didn't answer him, so Yoongi used his foot to roll the body over. "Shit! Seokjin?!" He put his gun away and crouched in front of the man, wincing at the sight of the once immaculate face now covered in cuts and bruises. The worst was along his jaw, and he could almost hear the whining that Seokjin would do once he learned it would scar. "Yoongi...couldn't..." Seokjin hisses as he tries to sit back up, holding his arm close to him like it was broken. "Sorry...didn't know where else to go."

Internet Famous by taekooklab

Kim Taehyung Jeon Jungkook. Total strangers from the start. They weren't meant to meet, and Taehyung wasn't showing the at least one interest of the younger-until he witnessed a talent of Jungkook that Taehyung also was talented at. "I can sing better." Jimin, his soulmate, wanted his crush to show his talents to the world. But it was only a matter of regret when he had made a deal with the devilish man known as Jungkook. "So...is 'Mission : Taehyung' back?" And Jungkook was this close to squealing a big fat yes. [completed] [edited]

(EDITING) #StillAlive [Jikook/Zombie AU] by SonaTear

Actively editing this book! I will probably change a lot, even the plot. Hope it will turn out better. If there is one thing that scares Jungkook more than those hungry walking corpses, it would be those shameless brown orbs and mouth of Park Jimin. "Stupid midget. Why would you call me bunny?! Are you even human?! Why would you do that!" "I swear I will suck your dick if you don't stop whining like a little bitch." He lowly warns me. If eyes could kill, well his wouldn't.. His would strip me right now, making his words reality.

PIXIE DUST (YOONMIN 💜 ONE SHOT) by Gracepurpleyou

This is a story of a young Beautiful Fairy who lives in the Enchanted deep part of the woods.. The young fairy named Jimin is living together with his brother's Jin and Taehyung.. Everything is peacefully fine for the fairies, until one day a dark magic spell succumb the whole forest resulting of many animals and fairies illness and one of Jimin's brother Taehyung also got sick. "The spell cast well as what you wanted Hyung-nim" Jungkook bow at his elder brother.. Yoongi nods in response.."Good, good..Now, they will do everything to find the cure which leads them in my hands.." the smile on Yoongi's lips is as cold as his eyes... "May I ask what will you do once you captured any of them?," Jungkook straighten his body when Yoongi stand from his throne.. "I'll kill them of course, I will kill every fucking fairies there is..And I'm going to make sure they will die painfully.." every word Yoongi spit is like a venom, full of rage..

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[completed] Symbiosis; "Interaction between two different organisms living in close physical association, typically to the advantage of both„ ☆ Taehyung gets up to see off Yoongi to the door. Yoongi presses close to him, "Tell me if you ever need an exorcist" Taehyung laughs, hits his arm. "I won't ask how you know one. But fine, will let you know" Yoongi gives him a side hug with a "stay safe and in one piece when I see you next, please" and leaves. Taehyung is still laughing at his friend when he comes back. Jeongguk quickly comes to sit beside him. "You think I scared him?" "You think? Oh I /know/. He was telling me to contact him if I need an exorcist" Jeongguk laughs, bright and hearty, head tilted back, "They don't work on us. It's not The Conjuring" (A possible switch Taekookau with some supernatural shit because I love it 😌💫)

Boss From Hell | Th+Jm by jikookstarz

"Did you just step on my fucking shoes? Do you know how much these cost?" Taehyung spoke with venom laced in his voice. "Probably more than my rent, I don't see why you'd spend that much money on shoes though." Jimin rolled his eyes. Taehyung put his foot up on the desk with a smile. "Clean it... or you're fired." ____________ Jimin's a struggling single father and Taehyung, an evil CEO of his own business, hires Jimin to be his secretary. WARNING Foul language Smut SLOW BURN ‼️

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