***PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING*** Greetings! Welcome to my very first attempt at a *schmutty* fic, or any fic whatsoever for that matter. I chose to write this one for John Cleese because it just seemed fitting ? I think ¿ (I don't really know why) *Warnings*: -EXTREMELY MATURE CONTENT 18+ -smut (it's absolutely sinful and filthy and I sincerely apologize for it) -oral (female receiving) -unprotected sex -horrendous language (my apologies, again, it seemed fitting at the time)