This (short) short story details two young boys--twins, actually--and their quest to receive something they've never obtained before; a kiss. From a girl. An actual, live, breathing, cootie-filled girl! Of course, being that one of the boys--not to name names or anything but, Jami--happens to be a bit full of himself, this plan completely backfires. Take a trip back to the time of playground blues and relive sweet childhood memories as you see what happens to these two silly little boys.