Stupid Stuff me and My Friends Wrote
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Last published Fri, Jul 16, 2021
Ok this is just stupid stuff me and my friends wrote for no reason. Prepare for cringe and bad writing.
I wrote this with: @ManiacalManiac and @saturnseals
check them out if you like this story. Or if you don't. Just check them out ok...
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