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When it comes  to candy bars, the term fun-sized  is misleading. There is nothing fun about your candy bar being ⅛ the size of a regular bar. You should call them what they are:  “disappointment-sized.”

Looking at your textbook and thinking... What a waste of trees!?

Hitting your hip on a corner and thinking you've been shot!

Dear Microsoft Word, I am pretty sure i spelled my name correctly.

What do you mean 4 minute shower!? It takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature!

If you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there's a 100% chance that I have 10 different ways to kill you!

I do what I want, whenever I want, Wherever I want, with whoever I want....... If my mom lets me.

Dear teacher I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.

When I'm bored nobody texts me but when I'm busy... BAM still, nobody texts me.

Ways to die: Steal my food

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.- Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

School- 1+2=3Homework- 1+2+8=11Test- If Timmy had 8 apples and gave away 2, calculate the Sun's mass

Teacher: Must Be 3-5 SentencesStudent: Yea, I'm only writing 3...

Not sure if my parents wanted kids or slaves...

That awkward moment when you are yelling at someone and you mess up a word and it ruins the seriousness.

5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.

What is it called when your crush likes you back.......... Your Imagination

Don't lie... We all stand in the shower and make the water run down our arm so it looks like water is shooting out of our fingertips.

Waking up from a great dream and trying to fall asleep again so you can continue the dream...All Rights Reserved

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