Christmas Jones did not want to be in this situation. A former thief turned street magician, she's not used to having any kind of attention: but when a bad therapy appointment, a stolen police file and several miscellaneous crimes combine, she finds herself at the centre of a strange story. A missing man. A sinister pastor. And a pirate themed birthday party. Will Jones solve the mystery? Will she get arrested? Whatever happens: she's going to need some more paracetamol. Short story for the full moon competition.