A Slice of Bread
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Complete Sat, Aug 27, 20165m
A duck that has more Oscar's than Leonardo DiCaprio except that it's a poet and has a terrible wife.
Enjoy.
Update: Leo DiClipClop won an oscar, though my statement still stands.
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