DAILY SHITPOSTS #2 BABY!!!

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𝒫𝓇ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝒴ℴ𝓊𝓇𝓈ℯ𝓁𝒻 || 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝟙 ||
✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷ "I'm not sure how I can go on any longer Severus. I don't know how to just see you as a friend." "You have to Y/N. There's no other option. No matter how badly we want it." ✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷ A story of how Severus and Y/N became friends, coworkers, and possibly something more. **story starts off with younger Y/N and Severus, then leads to where the books start, and goes through the first 4 books of Harry Potter!** VERY SLOW BURN ⚠️TW - suicidal thoughts - self harm - abuse - sexual assault - mature content - smut (Please be kind!! This is my very first story I have written and I want to make sure that it's enjoyable and goes according to timeline❤️) ❗️I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS - ONLY Y/N AND PARENTS❗️ (I do plan on writing another book about the remaining of the story to cover the entire Harry Potter series, starting off where this one will end at the end of Goblet of Fire) Enjoy my little dungeon bats!!!!🤍🦇 REVIEWS ☎️ "OMG, THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD❤️❤️❤️❤️" - @MaduTiet "Yes I enjoyed THIS WAS MY FAV BOOK EEVRRRRRRRR AND I WILL BE WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE NEXT ONE AND IM SURE ITLL BE AWESOMEEEEE" - @canyonstarss 🏆RANKINGS 🥇#readerxsnape 🥇#alanrickman 🥇#potionmaster 🥇#snapexreader 🥇#proveyourself 🥉#hogwartsprofessor ☝🏼word count : 121,513☝🏼
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Slytherins Heir [Draco X Reader]
~ Year one ~ Warning: this is a journey through all of the books / movies so if you want a quick read, over and done with, I don't believe this is for you. If you are here to stay great and I'll do my best to keep you posted. ******************** Y/n, a rich pureblood witch in the wizarding world. Y/n has just turned eleven, the girl receives a letter from Hogwarts. In hopes of being one great wizard to live up to her parents expectations, the girl becomes friends with the golden trio and working to change the way people see Slytherin Y/n will face many challenges through her years. The young girl will meet friend and foe through her years at Hogwarts but must find out who is what. Even more she must find out where her loyalties lie. ******************** #2 in dracoxreader ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ (Y/n = Your name) (F/c= Favourite colour) (L/n = Last name) (h/c = hair colour ) ( h/l = Hair length) (e/c= eye colour) ( y/c = your city) (M/n = mother name)
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i accidentally met dream
Next person after next, waiting for my shift to end. I call the next person in line over to me and start with my normal greeting as well as "do you have rewards?" His voice was familiar, but I couldn't quite pinpoint it. -------------- dream x reader (she/her, fem!) reader's pov at all times unless specified otherwise spotify playlist based on this book: (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Kp0kUO9HDkGd2k0458bsP?si=YMTxOCmAQGqtdyhrtPf4YQ&utm_source=copy-link)
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ʜᴇʀ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏss. ᴀ ʟᴏss ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs sʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴍᴏsᴛ, ᴅɪᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴛʀᴀɢɪᴄ ᴄᴀʀ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ɢʀᴀᴅᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴄᴇʀᴇᴍᴏɴʏ. ᴠᴇʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀ sᴛᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʜᴇʀ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴠᴀʟᴇᴅɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴀɴ sᴘᴇᴇᴄʜ, ᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ, ʜᴇʀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sʜᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ sʜᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡs, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ-ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ, ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀɪᴇғ ᴡᴀs sᴜғғᴏᴄᴀᴛɪɴɢ. ᴠᴇʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀ ᴡᴀs ᴘᴀʀᴀʟʏᴢᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴇғᴛ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ, ʏᴇᴛ sᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ, ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, sʜᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴏɴ-ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴇᴛ-ʙᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄʜᴇ, ᴀs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ. sᴛɪʟʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴀʙsᴇɴᴄᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ғᴀᴅᴇᴅ. ɪᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ, ɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʀᴏᴏᴍ- 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚁: 𝙸 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙿𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙾𝙲
My Babies Mystery Daddy. (Completed March 2021)
(Mature content) (Highest ranks listed) (Editing slowly) A simple last night out with my girls before I move to America. Drinks are flowing, hips moving & laughing like we have no worries in the world, & an encounter with a drop dead gorgeous man, whos eyes could see my soul like we belonged & his hands ohh 🤪 but I left before he woke mortified. I never had a one night stand. Only problem now is I left with something belonging to him. So here I am 4 years later and my boss is retiring. Who's my new boss you ask. Well you guessed it & Does he remember me? I hope not as theirs more than my feelings at stake now. *********************************** Eoin Ryder now 29 year old badboy billionaire. Eoin cant get a girl named Saoirse (sheer-sha) out of his head for years. That one incredible night has had him searching for that connection again. He dates but nothing to serious as he compares them to her beauty. Is there such thing as love at first sight. Will he find her again. If so what will he do. What will she do. Though he is in for a shock. Laughter, tears, anger, sex & possible loss. This book has it all. Hey everyone 😁 this is my 1st ever book/story to write & writing it from my phone. If its boring or silly I do apologise. Im writing chapters as I go so please be kind and i would love feedback and ideas for this story. I Started it 20-dec-2020. I thought id give it ago & to have a new focus point to steadying out my anxiety. Never done anything like this before. feel free to point out mistakes nicely im trying to edit quickly. Also the pregnancies are sort of based on my experiences. Also copywrited. Mature content will be present so please dont read if this will offend you or under age. Hightest rank 1st #daddy (sept) 1st #Irish (may 21) 1st #over18s (may-now) 2nd #single (feb23) 2nd #2021 (may 2021) 2nd #accidental (may 2021) 3rd #soul (may 2021) 4th #lover (june 2021) 6th #sexual (june 2021) 10th #love (may 2021) 11th #growth (june 2021)
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!!DISCONTINUED!! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙲𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙼𝚎! {Draco Malfoy x OC}
"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎!" 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍. "𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝?" 𝙷𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍. "𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞! 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔!" 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍. "𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞....." 𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍. |~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~| 𝙰 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. ••••R••••e••••••a••••••d•••••m••••••e••!• A/n: I do not own Harry Potter or its characters! That belongs to J.K. Rowling! Btw I'm basing this on the movies because I haven't read the books yet. The only thing I own is my OC's and anything I say! #1 in Gryffindor April 11th 2019
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From Books I've Never Wrote
𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 <3 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ! like the title says... this is nothing more than texts/extracts of books that I have never actually wrote. This is mostly a few thoughts or ideas that have spiralled through my head at some stage, and I've then typed them out on my laptop and published them to Wattpad. Feel free to read and give me your thoughts on whatever crap I have written down. Love from eIIoquence xx [highest rankings] #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 #𝟯 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 #𝟰 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘆𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 #𝟳 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺𝘀
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You Can't Run {Vincent x Reader}
You thought your life was great, you had a boyfriend, a house, and a crappy car! Now all you need is a job, you decide to work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, but you now regret it, as a man completely purple takes you away from everything you own, but you suddenly fall in love with your kidnapper, what will happen when your boyfriend comes back? A/N I'm new to this whole "code thing" such as: Y/N= Your name E/C= Eye colour F/C= Favourite colour And stuff like that, don't worry, I'll write all of these in the beginning! (Even though you're probably going to forget it and have to go all the way back in the beginning)
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𝒫𝓇ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝒴ℴ𝓊𝓇𝓈ℯ𝓁𝒻 || 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝟙 ||

✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷ "I'm not sure how I can go on any longer Severus. I don't know how to just see you as a friend." "You have to Y/N. There's no other option. No matter how badly we want it." ✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷ A story of how Severus and Y/N became friends, coworkers, and possibly something more. **story starts off with younger Y/N and Severus, then leads to where the books start, and goes through the first 4 books of Harry Potter!** VERY SLOW BURN ⚠️TW - suicidal thoughts - self harm - abuse - sexual assault - mature content - smut (Please be kind!! This is my very first story I have written and I want to make sure that it's enjoyable and goes according to timeline❤️) ❗️I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS - ONLY Y/N AND PARENTS❗️ (I do plan on writing another book about the remaining of the story to cover the entire Harry Potter series, starting off where this one will end at the end of Goblet of Fire) Enjoy my little dungeon bats!!!!🤍🦇 REVIEWS ☎️ "OMG, THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD❤️❤️❤️❤️" - @MaduTiet "Yes I enjoyed THIS WAS MY FAV BOOK EEVRRRRRRRR AND I WILL BE WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE NEXT ONE AND IM SURE ITLL BE AWESOMEEEEE" - @canyonstarss 🏆RANKINGS 🥇#readerxsnape 🥇#alanrickman 🥇#potionmaster 🥇#snapexreader 🥇#proveyourself 🥉#hogwartsprofessor ☝🏼word count : 121,513☝🏼

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My Babies Mystery Daddy. (Completed March 2021)

!!DISCONTINUED!! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙲𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙼𝚎! {Draco Malfoy x OC}

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