Untitled Rantings

WARNING: This is a rant book. I might be really angry about a few things, so please bear with me. I might also rant about things that you might find stupid for me to rant about. Also, I might use semi-formal language in my rants. Oh, and sometimes I might sound like a complete lunatic who rants passionately.

Hello! *waves like a hyper idiot full of coffee* *whacks self in the face due to frantic waving* Ow...that hurt. That's going to leave a bruise...Welcome to my rant book, where you'll find rants on many topics ranging from everyday things to particular things. You may agree with my opinions or disagree with my opinions, but that's okay because everyone's entitled to have their own opinions.

So, because I'm rubbish at descriptions, I'll stop here.

...WAIT!! One more thing: If you don't read at least two rants in this book, one unicorn will lose its magic every 30 minutes. It's true! I have research papers and statements from expert people! Studies have been taking place for the last 20 years!

Anyways...ahem...ENJOY! *waves again like an idiot* *whacks self again which leaves a bruise*