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Crushes For Three

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Time 8m

bar-fight comedy fantasy monsters random romance slapstick

Wandelen, Miller, and Evonis head to the local pub for a night of fun. Suddenly, one of them spots a trio of enticing ladies sitting together in a booth nearby. Evonis, feeling confident, decides to get his flirt on, but are his pickup lines as impressive as his combat skills?

Sort of inspired by this Game Grumps animation by Sherbies! &lt;3
Animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W47utqrKqjA
Sherb's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/DaikeiRaptureAll Rights Reserved

bar-fight comedy fantasy monsters random romance slapstick

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Ch. #1: Flirtacious F*ckery
Mon, Jul 19, 2021

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Ch. #1: Flirtacious F*ckery
Mon, Jul 19, 2021

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