Vaguely Fjerdian Furniture Store

Idea credit to @vintage.lego.set on TikTok.
The Crows (Leigh Bardugo's Grishaverse) Modern AU have to go to IKEA to furnish their apartment. The bizarre store poses a problem for the gang, who promptly get lost, abuse the displays, fail to make simple decisions and financial transactions, and, of course, enjoy the in-store cafe.
TL;DR: The Crows can break into the world's most secure building but cannot navigate an IKEA.
I'm a writer, and this is just a fun little lighthearted AU. It does not contain spoilers, but you wouldn't really experience it without having read the Six of Crows duology :)