After breaking free from his seal, Kurama was already thinking of what to do once he finished eradicating the village; the daydream was suddenly interrupted when half of his chakra was sealed inside an infant, and the other half was made into a ...human body? Now as a human, Kurama decides the best course of action is simple: take the kid with him, at least until he's able to get his chakra back. There's only one problem, Kurama knows absolutely nothing about raising kids.