marlene and gerald (satire)
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Last published Mon, Jul 19, 2021
heyyy so this is a satire story based off of a vine. enjoy.
so basically the backstory, i found two insects which i named marlene and gerald, so i created a whole backstory thing and its gone too far and now this is happening- but yk
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