The Merging: Hackles Academy Of Witchcraft And Wizardry.
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  • Parts 20
  • Time 5h 47m
Complete, First published Jul 20, 2021
A disaster at hogwarts has the boy who lived meeting the worst witch. 

Canon? What canon?

Outrageous dumbledore
snape has had enough
Mildred is her usual clumsy self 
Sassy harry
Hermione can't chant 
There's a lot of frogs 
Lucius just wants to knit godammit
Hecate is just confused
Pippa is an angel
Ada is a sweetheart
Julie is a BAMF 
Drarry
Mumbroom

This was all written in fun, it's a complete crackfic. If you're looking for something light-hearted and funny then this is probably the fic for you.

Co-written by my best friend Julie.
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