The Legend of Smurfs & Other Things (ON HOLD)

How would you react if I spelled crazy like crazi? What would you say if I told you I was a Smurf? I could tell you that I'd met an Alien named Joe. Or maybe you'd be more likely to believe that I got involved in an Angel-Vampire-Wizard-Zombie-Faery-Ghost problem at school?
Here's the thing...would you believe me?
If I told you MY story word for word- explained every detail- included the strangest things- and lets say you did believe me- would YOU take my side at the Faery court?
Right...forgot to mention that tiny detail...
I've read the seventh Harry Potter like 8 zillion times...but that has nothing to do with this...
What I'm trying to say is-
My life is at stake.
My sanity is at risk.
I'm in a mental hospital right now talking to Dr. Nathaniel James who at the moment is questing whether or not to label me.
I'm Mikaela MerrieEngland-
and right now-
if I die-
I wish all of the citizens on this good for nothing planet good luck on the invasion =)
Elen sila lumenn omentilmo (A star shall shine on the hour of our meeting.) Hey! I can speak Elvish *laughs hysterically*

Maybe truth is I am crazy,
maybe I am messed up,
it's possible I have no clue what I'm doing,
it's possible that I can save the world,
but I'm just me.
Mika MerrieEngland- a girl who moved to Maine- someone who has the best friends in the whole world- a person someone cares a lot about- and a wanted criminal by a race that doesn't even exist.