A story where a guy gets slapped by a sentient toaster
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Some dude gets slapped by a sentient toaster, after the toaster decides it no longer wishes to toast bread.
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-لن تهرب مني تايهيونغ، وأن حاولت الهرب سأجدك، وسأمسكّك، ثم بدلًا من غرس سكّيني بعنقك سأغرس أسناني. كُنت أُطارد الأَدميرال جيون جونغكوك لشكوكي نحوه، ولم أكُّن أعلم بأنه أخطر زعيم ياكوْزا يحاول أختطافي وتوريطي معه ! لم يكُّن سوى أدميرال للقوات البحرية يعمل نهارًا لصالح الوطن أما فالظلام .. فهو يُحيرني، كان يأكُل عقلي ويبعثرني، يرفع علم وطنه نهارًا، أمام ليلًا.. فيرفع عنيّ ثيابي لا أعلم أهو أنسان صالحًا أم فاسقًا؟ أم يعمِل لكلاهما؟ -JEON CIBHER -SOLASE TAEYHUNG -BXB • taekook fanfiction. • top!jk. • Written & Cover Designed by me. •mprg. CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ This story contains mature themes and content intended for adult readers. 18+ only.Complete
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-لن تهرب مني تايهيونغ، وأن حاولت الهرب سأجدك، وسأمسكّك، ثم بدلًا من غرس سكّيني بعنقك سأغرس أسناني. كُنت أُطارد الأَدميرال جيون جونغكوك لشكوكي نحوه، ولم أكُّن أعلم بأنه أخطر زعيم ياكوْزا يحاول أختطافي وتوريطي معه ! لم يكُّن سوى أدميرال للقوات البحرية يعمل نهارًا لصالح الوطن أما فالظلام .. فهو يُحيرني، كان يأكُل عقلي ويبعثرني، يرفع علم وطنه نهارًا، أمام ليلًا.. فيرفع عنيّ ثيابي لا أعلم أهو أنسان صالحًا أم فاسقًا؟ أم يعمِل لكلاهما؟ -JEON CIBHER -SOLASE TAEYHUNG -BXB • taekook fanfiction. • top!jk. • Written & Cover Designed by me. •mprg. CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ This story contains mature themes and content intended for adult readers. 18+ only.
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