Worth It
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  • Parts 6
  • Time 1h 6m
  • Reads 559
  • Votes 17
  • Parts 6
  • Time 1h 6m
Ongoing, First published Jul 22, 2021
Mature
Miami Morty has it all together. He seems to be the most capable and popular of all the Morties. Probably because he runs all kinds of space drugs with his Rick. When Morty C137 stops by for a chat, Miami lets him in on a little secret.

Rick is a dirty old man.

Miami wants Morty to be part of the good life, too.

(This is set between season 4 and 5!)
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Saving Rick

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Rick Sanchez is still being held by the galactic federation and is continuously being put through the simulator as he creates simulates the ideas of Beth finally divorcing Jerry and turning himself into a pickle. He has been here all along. The Citadel of Ricks brings in an old friend of C-137's to free him from the federation and bring him in for questioning. The only problem is this certain person has a strong hold on Rick's life and is one of his true weaknesses.