Worth It
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  • Reads 576
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  • Parts 6
  • Time 1h 6m
Ongoing, First published Jul 22, 2021
Mature
Miami Morty has it all together. He seems to be the most capable and popular of all the Morties. Probably because he runs all kinds of space drugs with his Rick. When Morty C137 stops by for a chat, Miami lets him in on a little secret.

Rick is a dirty old man.

Miami wants Morty to be part of the good life, too.

(This is set between season 4 and 5!)
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