NOTE: This is a satire into the world of poorly written BTS fanfics. I do not have hate towards BTS or most of its fanbase, who I know as pretty chill and cool people, rather this is my intepretation into a BTS stan's mindset and creative ability (of which there is lots). Obviously I am also subject to criticism, so pointing out flaws in my story would be great! Just do it politely and respectfully, as you should to all other writers, including BTS stans. We all deserve respect, ok? DESCRIPTION: This is the epic tale of a downtrodden student in Detroit who contracts Asian Syndrome and becomes Asian, and eventually climbs the ladder of the Asian social underbelly. He meets the BTS somehow because this is literally a BTS AU Fanfic bro, without BTS, there is nothing funny about this fanfic. Anyways, apparently everyone in this story is gay and horny, so you expect lots of seggs and horni and shit. I have no idea if this is how Jungcock Fanfics work , but whatever. The tension will be unbearable because the story is written at a snail's pace, and the writer just can't give a shit to commit to a schedule. So will this stupid ego stroking piece of shit get a bearable ending?? Will the writer finally go outside and touch grass?? Read this story to FIND OUT!!