There Are No Odd Numbers Without The Letter "E"
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Complete Fri, Jul 23, 2021<5 mins
So this is a crackfic texting story that was inspired by that one tumblr post about how there are no odd numbers without the letter "e" in them (if you know you know). I tried to make the characters as accurate to 15-17 year olds as I could. But that being said they probably aren't very accurate to canon but at least they aren't the very weird fanon versions of the characters.
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