The Craig Tucker Hate Club

Kenny can't believe this is real. He can't. The idea that this isn't some sick and twisted joke is incomprehensible. 'You cheated on me with Tweek?'

'No, I...' Craig pauses. 'Cheated on Tweek with you.'

'Is there a difference?'

"You weren't wronged?" He sounds uncertain, and looks to Tweek, as if for confirmation. 'Right?'
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Kenny and Tweek have never exactly been friends. Orbiting separate social stars, they're two parallel lines that have never quite managed to converge. And yet, here they are: converging, much to their dismay.

But, hey, if there's one thing Kenny's good at, it's being a shoulder to cry on. And while he may be a full-time resident at Heartbreak City, it's Tweek's first night on the block. The least Kenny can do is show him around...