A Fool's Guide To....Life?
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Ongoing24m
Last published Tue, Sep 27, 2022
After being rejected by the biggest newspaper publication in my country, I am putting my article here.
In your hands.
Here I, your self-proclaimed savior, poet, dreamer, specialist procrastinator and extreme overthinker have decided to take the sweet responsibility of sharing my thoughts on mundane topics like life, love and heartbreaks, teenage dreams, societal standards and many more.
Think of it as a fool's guide.
To life and other things.
Might come handy for your life, perhaps, I dare say.
An excerpt from within:
"Well, if you are anything like me, a grumpy teenager who stays on her bed 24/7 and continuously scrolls through social media aimlessly to ignore the warning bells of the dreadful reality called life, you have come to the right place."
(Jokes aside, I hope you really do enjoy diving in this journey alongside me, we will have fun, I promise.*cheekily winks*)
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