SMUCK
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Complete Sun, Jul 25, 202114m
Critical praise for SMUCK:
"A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer
"The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge
"IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47
You - yes you - are coming on an expedition with me. But not just any expedition, we will traverse the astral planes in search of answers to of life's big questions, and some of the small ones too.
Obviously, only jellyfish can possibly hold the answers we seek.
The dress-code is causal and moccasins are required footwear.
There will be highs. There will be lows. There will be crumpets.
Reader beware: make sure you read the story to the end or there is a distinct possibility that your soul could be trapped in the void for eternity...!
Critical praise for SMUCK:
"A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer
"The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge
"IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47
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