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adventure astralprojection crumpets fiction funny humor jellyfish keithrichards moccasins moon myfirststory newage satire scifi speculativefiction spiritual strange travel weird

Critical praise for SMUCK:
"A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer
"The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge
"IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47

You - yes you - are coming on an expedition with me. But not just any expedition, we will traverse the astral planes in search of answers to of life's big questions, and some of the small ones too.
Obviously, only jellyfish can possibly hold the answers we seek.
The dress-code is causal and moccasins are required footwear. 
There will be highs. There will be lows. There will be crumpets.

Reader beware: make sure you read the story to the end or there is a distinct possibility that your soul could be trapped in the void for eternity...!

Critical praise for SMUCK:
"A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer
"The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge
"IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47Tüm hakları saklıdır

adventure astralprojection crumpets fiction funny humor jellyfish keithrichards moccasins moon myfirststory newage satire scifi speculativefiction spiritual strange travel weird

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Stuck In Hell With My Enemy

"What the fuck is your problem?" I asked my sworn enemy. "Have you lost your damn mind!" I scream at the top of my lungs. This bitch better answer me before I lose my shit. "HELLOO!" I get closer this time. Now I'm directly in his face screaming at him. "WILL YOU FUCKING AN- mmfp." I was suddenly cut off by his lips on mine. He pushed his tongue into my mouth, exploring every inch like he's starving. He lets me go and I have to gasp in order to catch my breath. I already know my face is flushed and red. "Are you done princess?" He asked in his dark gravely tone. Dammit if he doesn't stop with this princess thing I think I may fall in love. "Yes, now what the fuck was that for?" I took a step back, so he doesn't decide to just kiss me again. I can't do that again. I am almost one hundred percent sure my panties are soaked. "You were talking too much." Then he just walked away. God he's such an asshole! ~~ Clara is stuck in this hell hole of a place because of the fact that her parents are blackmailing her to stay. Will she be able to find love here with a certain Kylo Miller or will she push him away because she's scared of being hurt again? I guess we'll find out together. ~~ THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN: Mature language Mature themes Explicit sexual scenes Mentions of death Mentions of Eating disorders

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