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adventure astralprojection crumpets fiction funny humor jellyfish keithrichards moccasins moon myfirststory newage satire scifi speculativefiction spiritual strange travel weird

Critical praise for SMUCK:
"A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer
"The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge
"IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47

You - yes you - are coming on an expedition with me. But not just any expedition, we will traverse the astral planes in search of answers to of life's big questions, and some of the small ones too.
Obviously, only jellyfish can possibly hold the answers we seek.
The dress-code is causal and moccasins are required footwear. 
There will be highs. There will be lows. There will be crumpets.

Reader beware: make sure you read the story to the end or there is a distinct possibility that your soul could be trapped in the void for eternity...!

Critical praise for SMUCK:
"A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer
"The idea is unique, the story is fun and engaging." - Oliver Witsge
"IMO LOLS ROFL TBH GOAT!" - @YungReadzy47All Rights Reserved

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The Writer's Assistant (ManxMan) by letsgohomehidee

The one rule Daniel has for himself? Don't date your boss. And it's the one rule he can't help but break. They say never meet your heroes, but Daniel has to. He's hired as a personal assistant, tasked with turning around the life of the man he'd admired since his college years-bestselling author Oliver Carlson. And he's nothing like Daniel pictured him, dressing in baggy cartoon T-shirts, with facial hair overwhelming his features and a messy home that resembles a frat house. But what Daniel doesn't know is how well his new boss can clean up... and how smoking hot he really is, underneath the oversized shirts and overgrown beard. There's more to Oliver than hidden six-pack abs and gorgeous eyes. What other secrets will Daniel unlock, all while trying desperately not to break his one and only rule?

(Book 1) Synopsis Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. ... Book 1 (Completed) ✅ Book 2 (Ongoing)

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ကြီးမားတဲ့ပြောင်းလဲမှုတွေနဲ့ ပိုပြီးကြီးမားတဲ့လှည့်ကွက်တွေ ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခုထဲက နောက်ထပ်ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခု သူဟာပိုပြီးလှလာဖို့ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာဖို့ နည်းလမ်းကိုရှာတွေ့သွားပြီ ရှန်ကျင်းထျန်ဟာ သူဖတ်နေတဲ့စာအုပ်ထဲကိုကူးပြောင်းသွားဖို့ ကူညီပေးတဲ့systemတစ်ခုရဲ့အကူအညီကိုရရှိခဲ့တယ် သူလုပ်ဆောင်ရမဲ့တာဝန်တွေကိုပြီးမြောက်တာနဲ့ သူကသူ့ရဲ့အနာဂတ်လမ်းမှာပိုချော ပိုလှ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာလိမ့်မယ် သူ့ရဲ့ပထမဆုံးတာဝန်::အမျိုးသားဇာတ်လိုက်ရဲ့နောက်ယောင်ခံသူလုပ်နေတာရပ်လိုက်တော့ အဲ့ဒီအစား အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်လုပ်ပြီး သူရည်ရွယ်ထားတဲ့သူကိုခိုးလိုက်တော့ Chapters: :191+41side stories

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The Writer's Assistant (ManxMan)

The one rule Daniel has for himself? Don't date your boss. And it's the one rule he can't help but break. They say never meet your heroes, but Daniel has to. He's hired as a personal assistant, tasked with turning around the life of the man he'd admired since his college years-bestselling author Oliver Carlson. And he's nothing like Daniel pictured him, dressing in baggy cartoon T-shirts, with facial hair overwhelming his features and a messy home that resembles a frat house. But what Daniel doesn't know is how well his new boss can clean up... and how smoking hot he really is, underneath the oversized shirts and overgrown beard. There's more to Oliver than hidden six-pack abs and gorgeous eyes. What other secrets will Daniel unlock, all while trying desperately not to break his one and only rule?