CRUMPET RESISTANCE
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Complete Sun, Oct 8, 20231h 7m
Do you enjoy lighthearted jokes, crack, and mushrooms? This book is for you!
Do you enjoy angst? This book is for you!
Do you enjoy death and betrayal? This book is for you!
Do you enjoy food turned into people and leading a whole society? This book is also for you!
Ever wanted to kill your best friend 0_0? THIS BOOK IS FOR YOUUU
Are you thinking about rebelling against someone? (hopefully not) Again, THIS 👏 BOOK 👏 IS 👏 FOR 👏 YOU!
I mean, if you don't enjoy any of that, THIS BOOK IS STILL FOR YOU!!!
Four friends (plus one absent friend), have come together to write the ULTIMATE STORY OF THE DECADE THAT WILL WIN THE GRAMMY AWARDS!!!! Every chapter is divided into four bits, each summarized by one of the main characters in their own style. So, be prepared for confusion and style changes in writing!
Audericka, Casserole, Chlorine, Finn and Sage live in a society ruled by non-other than Crumpet and his wife Saucy Waffles. They live in Sauffletown, where commoners weren't treated the best. So, it was decided. They would overthrow the king and queen. The Crumpet Rebellion (or the Muffin Corp) was born, led by the famous Muffin Boss! Join the five best friends in the journey of a lifetime against their own kingdom.
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