Loving Chadimus xo

Chadimus Maximus Oesophagus the Third goes on his weekly shop to Sainsbury's. He expected it to be like any other but this trip changed his life forever.
Chadimus' father Chadimus Maxipad Oesophagus the Second warned him to avoid the egg aisle because new werewolves often mistake them for moons, but alas he failed to listen to his fathers instructions (stupid Chadimus Maximus Oesophagus the Third).
His claws extended at the sight of the little white orbs and his pupils dilated to the size of dwarf planets. His vision blurred so he didn't see the beautiful petite 3'2 Oceania step infront of his trolley.
Suddenly he rammed into her with immense speed, throwing her little body sprawling across the cold Sainsbury's floor. In the process he smacked his hairy head on the handle so was also sent down to the ground. He groaned and growled at the pounding running through his brain.
Oceania howled in pain, "owowowouoauahaah". At this sound Chadimus' eyes snapped open. Was that the sound of a female wolf? Still slightly dazed from his tragic accident with the trolley, he squinted at the angelic ocean-like being in front of him. She appeared to glow and sparkle like the sun.
Chadimus thought he loved the eggs on aisle 3 but this however was a different kind of feeling entirely. This reached into his broad chest and strangled his wolfy heart. This was meant to be.
What Chadimus didn't know is that Oceania is no wolf at all. She was simply howling in pain. But is it too late for Chadimus? Has he fallen too deeply?