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*SATIRE* i got adopted by one direction

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Reads 634
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Parts 14
Time 55m

this is 100% satire. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I'M SO BORED ON SUMMER BREAK 😭 (nvm i'm back to school now, meaning slow updates 🙄)

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Adopted by that OneBand! | ✔️ by itsAK1211

•COMPLETED✔️• "One last thing," Zayn said. "Our boss dosen't agree with this plan. He warned us that adopting would affect our careers, but we really wanted to do this." "Wow." I said,"So you've just ignored your boss and adopted me right under his nose?" "No." Liam said, pulling into a driveway. "The truth is that nobody knows about this, nobody except us. And we've got to keep it a secret." • 12-year-old Cheryl always wanted a good couple to come and adopt her. Her life in the orphanage was boring with the other kids always ignoring her. But she still had a best friend in them. But when her only best friend gets adopted by a happy couple, she longs for a day when she will be adopted. The 5 boys of One Direction were going behind the back of their management to do something big. They are going to adopt someone. And they get the perfect girl. It's Cheryl. Get on the journey of Cheryl with One Direction, as they keep this secret from their management and also from their dedicated fans. It will be hell of a journey. #COWAwards2018 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ✅Winner of Cognition Awards: Fanfiction Genre.

Adopted by One Direction (Complete) by tfuell

My name is Stephanie Lynn Roberts. I'm 14 years old. I'm an orphan. My parents were killed in a house fire when I was 6. I had no family close by and I was sent to an Adoption Centre. I have been adopted 3 times by so many different people. My last house was a place that I should call Hell. I was abused. Raped. Now I can't trust any men that are older then me. In my orphanage I was beat up by many of the older children and I was considered a charity case by each child and all the workers. All I had was my best friend and my secret love Toby. Well now Toby is gone. He's been adopted and now I am all alone at age 14 with no one to care for me. Why do all things come back to bite me in the ass? Until one day the famous band One Direction came to my orphanage and adopted me. And my whole life begins to change. Also a new boyfriend always make life a little more fun does it not? My life is suddenly starting to get better. Or is it? When reappearances of people from my past come back to visit me, I think it may be getting worse. Why oh why can I not have a normal life for once? ºWARNING May contain language and dirty scenesº

Adopted By One Direction✔️ by ariellestories

They always say that your family will always love you no matter what. I think it's a lie. Sometimes life is a Lie. Everyone has been told "I hate you." From someone they love. For others it's a constant thing. All because of an accident. When they are hurting they can't accept the fact that it was their fault or no ones fault at all. They find someone to blame hoping that they won't blame themselves. They hold a grudge on that person for the rest of their life maybe. It's how family falls apart. That's how mine fell apart. It's the reason for everything It's good to cherish your life everyday. Cause one day it's all going vanish from your sight and you won't even be able to remember the good times. Same with people. You have to know when to cherish them. We get broken easily. I learned that the hard way. Some people walk into your life as a mistake. Most stay while others leave. They all leave. People change. But others are willing to change you for your benefit. What if it helps? Would you trust them then? Adopted By One Direction (COMPLETED [4/20/18] - REVISING) Copyright © 2016 by XariwritesX Ranked #43 in adopted (10-18-18)

The Silly Girl (A 1D FanFic) [COMPLETED] by 1D_11403

Excerpt From Chapter 8: "I swear, she's such a pain in the ass," says Harry. That's when I had it. "You know what? You boys don't understand anything! You've never been through anything hard! You guys don't realize life isn't always tickles and butterflies! Try growing up in an orphanage, being adopted for the sixth time, and still not being wanted! I honestly didn't think I was that bad. So, this time, you boys can play with the tickles and butterflies and I'll start packing," I say. "You heard that? I didn't mean it," says Harry. "You say what you mean and mean what you say. Fuck off, Styles. Can someone drive me to the orphanage. I'd rather be physically abused there than mentally and verbally abused here," I say. "Maybe the next person who adopts me will finally kill me. But life isn't that good, is it?" ___________ please be warned that this is terrible and i am not going to edit it, i wrote it a long time ago

Louis-e (Zianourry) by Obviouslarreh

『••✎••』 Louis was certainly not a girl. It was just his feminine features or maybe his chestnut brown hair grazing his shoulders, that made people think he was a girl. - Where Louis has moved to a new place and his friends think he is a girl. What happens when certain boys fall for him and want him to be their 'girlfriend'? - Started: April 14, 2018 Completed: July 15, 2021 Completed at: 121k Thank you for choosing to read my book. I hope you enjoy :) Cute book cover by : Larry_smilinson

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[this is the story of my happily ever after. and don't worry, it's definitely a fun one.] - ❝I will love you until the end of time, and then even longer after that.❞ - Mickey Horan finally got the happiness she wanted. She found it in her biological brother Niall, and his four band mates. She found a family, and she found the love of her life. After meeting and eventually learning to trust the One Direction boys, she discovered that there is more to life than surviving; there is living, and there is adventure. Little did Mickey know, though, the biggest adventures of her life were about to take place. [COMPLEATED - BOOK TWO OF THE CIY SERIES]

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Hello so I wrote this story in 2020/21 when I was 14/15 so I need to admit the grammar and the plot aren't exactly the best (also English isn't my first language) so I am sorry if u feel second hand embarassment while reading its a story abt 2 roommates falling in love

Habit • A Larry Stylinson Social Media Story • by princesspark2006

This story takes place in early 2017 but please note that all facts are not up to date with real life events as it's all for fun x Larry stylinson socials, may have some written chapters. Hope you enjoy xx

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[this is the story of how i learned to live. but don't worry! it's kind of a fun one.] - ❝No, Niall, you don't get it! Our mom left me at a fire station and caught the next flight back to you. You grew up with a family, you got baby pictures and warm sweaters. You had a home. I didn't. I guess she thought she was setting me up for a better life, one better than whatever she gave you, but it wasn't better. What do you want me to say? I was left, I was abused, I have one leg. I'm damaged goods. You, and the rest of the boys along with you... you have to learn how to be okay with that.❞ - When Mickey is nearly 16, she survives a car accident that kills her best friend. After, her life takes a 180. She meets her brother, and the rest of One Direction along with him. Things begin to look up. Living with a boy band on tour, and eventually in London, was never the future she imagined. Getting scouted by SYCO was never the future she imagined. But it was a future she didn't mind. Mickey finally gets a taste of the happiness she never had; family, love, a home worth going home to. But 16 years of damage had already been done. Mickey meets the boys with one and a half good legs, a broken smile, and nightmares so bad she'd rather not sleep. Are five singers fit to be a family? And even if they are, will Mickey Horan ever be able to let them in? [COMPLETED - BOOK ONE OF THE CIY SERIES] [UNDERGOING EDITING. BEAR WITH ME.]

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