"You slept with him again?!" Kevin stage-whispered to her from across their booth at Pop's. Betty groaned and leaned back against the shiny red seat. "I know. I know what you're going to say." "Do you? Do you really? Because it doesn't seem to have absorbed into that genius brain I know you have hiding up there. You and Jughead broke up two years ago, B. This. Is. Not. Healthy." Betty was instantly defensive. "It was an accident." "It always is." Kevin rolled his eyes. "I didn't mean to... he was looking for water in the kitchen last night and he had no shirt on and his hair was all messed up and it just kind of... happened." "Betty, please, no one accidentally falls onto their ex boyfriend's penis." "Kev!" ------- Betty and Jughead through their twenties. The Good. The Bad. And the Scandalous.