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Mary Caplin: The main and faint character.
Auden Marcus: The other main and not so saint character.
Micheal Smartman: The first. And last. (Please be the last of your species).
Mother: Ghosty Mother. Mary's mother who will never have a first name because she doesnt deserve one aka Mrs.Smartman. (As in Micheal's wife. Not his mother.)
JJ: The little big aka Micheal and Mother's son.
Paris Fox: A fox who has seen a lot of cocks aka Micheal's girlfriend.
Fane: Doesnt have an adjective of his own yet because he's a baby. Micheal and Paris's son.
The neighbors: Would take too long to mention all of them.
And Cereals: The only breakfast item in the house.
Have Fun.