put your hands up, mr. policeman | h. harem
buttmunchkin
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  • Reads 109,950
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  • Parts 34
  • Time 3h 32m
buttmunchkin
Complete, First published Jul 27, 2021
Mature
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policeman Shouyou x criminal harem
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After being laid off, Shouyou takes a job as a policeman in the large city of Tokyo, which is known for its extremely high crime rate. What's worse is that the supposed "servers of justice" don't do a goddamn thing! Shouyou's determined to change it all!
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disclaimer: haikyuu!! and the cover art does not belong to me. FANFIC CONTAINS MATURE THEMES!!!
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