ted sutherlands wet balls
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Last published Thu, Dec 30, 2021
it's 1 am in the morning and i'm on ft with my friends and i sent her a picture of ted sutherland and she said "why does he look like he's trying to dry off his balls" and then we came up with reasons so enjoy 😍
please do not take this seriously
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