Schlatbur Crack
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Tagscrack
Made this after I overdosed on Listerine Strips.
"Wilbur..?"
"Yeah?"
"How do centaur babies get made?"
"Schlatt it's 3:00 am Why are you even up?"
"Do they get give birth from the horse or human part or do they commit mitosis?"
"Stop making my brain hurt and stfu-"
"Goodnight then."
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