No tiddie :(

I have no tiddies and my friends keep on making fun of me because i don't have them >:( (don't mistake me for a guy) that is another reason why my mom doesn't let me cut my hair cause then she says i will look like a dude >:(((. My friend's call me slenderman *angry emoji* but little do they know i'm jams/single/gay/taken/straight/dont touch tail/half demon half vampire/eyes turn red when angry/princess/most wanted/elite/fbi/swat commander/half wolf half cat/left eye turns black when angry/military captain/evil/good/controls all elements/can mind control/can turn invisible/immortal/alies twin/dark lord/child of god/adult/depressed/sad/happy/can kill anyone/cant be killed/detective/from heaven and hell/has backstory/doesnt talk much/popular/junior at high school/smart/brave/scared/evil/self conscious/fought in wars/leader/kid/selfish/caring/grim reaper/has army/has cult/literally the most gorgeous human being walking on this earth. Also i sound like BTS jin from laughing and i like to suck on deez nuts. Sike bitch who likes to suck on dicks, dicks are ugly af. My friends are shits they even smell like it teehee. I hope my friends don't see this hehe.