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MyDoom: From Russia, with anything but Love
BoHoDyke_27
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  • Reads 64
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  • Parts 10
  • Time 21m
BoHoDyke_27
Complete, First published Jul 29, 2021
compscifuckyouwesternstudiesnerdshittheauthorisanerd
Everything I have published on here has nearly killed me, anyway, so why not publish a 10th grade MLA Paper that made me hate everything and everyone but ESPECIALLY Russia. Π”Π° пошли Π²Ρ‹ суки (fuck you, bitches). I mean really, MyDoom did it all and even set some trends for modern malware as we know it. So, let's take a closer look- then maybe plot our revenge. Shall we?
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