Naruto x GN!reader || A Harem; because I can||

"Want to join my Harem?"
"What..? Are you high or drunk, I can't tell."
"Daddy chill, I only drink on the weekends and snort powder on Fridays. By the way If you join I give out free head-cannons, theory, ships, fan-arts, and pics of feet and cosplay monthly to all those inside, no cap."
"Fine, i'll join your idiotic harem if you stop pestering me."
"Nice, now how'yda want your feet pics?"
Y/n is none, all, one, two, changing, multiple, some, any, none, and whatever and any gender because there are two many to say and list. I'll try to make this as gender neutral as possible ( even if I say gender neutral please don't assume "my or this" y/n has a gender. Also I tried not to have the basic sob story. You are free to make fun of this fan-fiction not like you needed my approval anyway.
warning: Rated teen :)