Gravity Falls Oneshot

So, hi. I did something while I was half asleep and thought, in my half asleep state mind you, "People will find this funny, post it on Wattpad and see what happens." So, that's what this is, I don't plan to continue this, but if you'd like to then by all means go ahead. Also I don't mind if it's posted on another site, just give credit please. This is sort of smut, I guess it's more implied than anything, but it is billdip so if you dislike I wouldn't recommend reading. Anyway, sorry for the long description that didn't really tell you anything, but this is basically a crack fic so don't expect anything too well written. (I refuse to have spelling or grammar errors though, so please tell me if you see one.) Again, sorry for the long description, my mind goes everywhere when I'm writing.