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A few sorta not-really funny things I have said in my life [on hold]

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Reads 321
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Parts 10
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I'm an ok comedian. I'm good enough to make my friends laugh, but the question is, can I make YOU laugh? My goal in this book is to al least make you smile, or even brighten up your day. So please enjoy, and no hate please.All Rights Reserved

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