The Crazy Adventure of an Idiot Gone Mad

uhh self insert fic ig- actually this is like the 50th self insert I've written about the Mario universe and the only audience I cater to is myself, but by all means feel free to read my 3 am bullshit
I haven't decided if there will be any ships yet, or if I'll keep writing this but we get there when we get there y'know
anyways bon appetit losers I don't have the patience to write a proper description