Chopsticks? Help! (Childe × Zhongli) [oneshot]

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no that deep in Childe's mind:

" Don't know how to use chopsticks? Answer: 'buy some slave so he feeds you' "



spoiler alert: 
- slave: our poor poor ZhongliAll Rights Reserved

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