how i beacome creepypsta uwu (GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SLOW UPDATES)

SATIRE! THIS IS A JOKE! tw: suicide, cocaine, emos, drugs, overdose, gore, cringe, someone who wrote about a fandom they arent in, writer failed language arts (english)
THE BACKSTORY my friend named pisslord was paranoid and seeing jack from walten files in the corner of their eyes nd i thought "ah yes eyeless jack" PISSLORD CONSENTED TO THIS BEING POSTED AND WANTED IT TO BE POSTED! fare warning i know close to nothing about creepypasta, just thought this would be funny parody of the gacha stories. IM NOT TRYING TO BE INSENSITIVE IM NOT TRYING TO HATE ON ANY FANDOMS