The Fiche List
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Fiche Brooks (so named because her mother couldn't be bothered to buy another goldfish when the first one died while she was in labour...) has always been left of centre. So when her and her two best friends come up with a bucket list long enough to tick off an item a day for a year, it's full of things that you wouldn't normally expect to find on such a list. So baking biscuits on the roof, playing twister with paint, berry picking dressed like scarecrows, getting chocolate wasted and bathing in jello get ticked off alongside skydiving, bungee jumping, road trip, the Eureka Climb and skinny dipping in the Great Barrier Reef- and since it's all caught on film this will make the most hilarious and memorable movie ever!
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