So, storytime, I have this one girlfriend. Sure, I love her to death, but she's well. What is the term when someone is very clingy to something or someone? My girlfriend Lisa is not just clingy; she's addicted to me. Whenever she's around or when I get back from work, she's ready to give me lots of kisses all over my face like I'm some baby. Don't get me wrong, it's sweet that she's saved those kisses, but it isn't delightful. Maybe I want to be left alone, but my god. Lisa's the type of girl where something happens if you don't give her any attention every 2 hours. I don't want to see that.