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Thirty

deptofweirdsounds

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Parts 4
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Reads 2,954
Votes 100
Parts 4
Time 55m

deptofweirdsounds

courtneymiller fluff mythical shartney shaynetopp shourtney smosh

"Oh, shut up, Damien is older than me."
11,000-odd words of fluff that was a oneshot but is definitely too long for that. Four chapters. Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

courtneymiller fluff mythical shartney shaynetopp shourtney smosh

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𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 - 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜 by urmomsredcaboose

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ "𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡" he told her he loves her and she didn't say it back. everyone's worst nightmare. but of course she loves him, she just didn't know how to say it. until it was too late. "𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞?" - "𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞?" ~ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ~ ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

Maybe It's Alright Here. by Mizz_Lizel

hey y'all constructive criticism is welcome. Y/N moved to LA 4 years ago and still hasn't found her spark. After a huge fight with her roommate she meets Courtney, a lovable YouTuber who gets her a job as a writer for Smosh. As Y/N integrates into the family, she becomes close to one particular cast member, Damien Haas. Damien changes her world as they become close friends and maybe more. WILL CONTAIN: -cuss words -Sarcasm. So much sarcasm. -Cliche tropes bc I am a hopeless romantic

When the Clock Ticks [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

He was given three months. She was given two months and 29 days. Nothing's ever certain, but when Smosh's very own Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller are given their end dates, i.e. the dates of their deaths, they decide to keep it a secret from everyone else to avoid getting people hurt. However, after days of trying to constantly cheat death and stay happy within the remaining days, they then decide that life was to be enjoyed to the fullest. In their final weeks, they decide to try all sorts of challenges and make life worth living, and somehow, the constant fear of death brings them closer together. But will death be an easy one to befriend or will it be a little too difficult for them to let go of each other in the end? --- Inspired by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's "The Little Prince" STARTED: 07-13-2020 COMPLETED: 08-10-2020 2200+ words per chapter Cover: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #3 in Smosh #5 in Rhett and Link

Here's To Us [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

Finally free from Defy, and into Mythical's loving home. Shayne Robert Topp and Courtney Ruth Miller have been going through one heck of a rollercoaster ride ever since they both joined Smosh. After Mythical Entertainment's acquisition of Smosh, they both individually realized their feelings for each other through their moments with each other. But neither of them took their shot, leaving them with hidden feelings and what-ifs. A year has passed since then, and Smosh celebrates their first year anniversary through an all-out trip to Las Vegas. However, when the sun rises the next day, both Shayne and Courtney realize how far their drunkenness has gotten them: marriage. In an attempt to fix the seemingly impossible, they go through a series of challenges that reveal their love, expectations, insecurities, and sacrifices for each other. --- STARTED: 05-28-2020 COMPLETED: 07-13-2020 2200+ words per chapter Cover: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: This story does not intend to harm or put the laws of the city of Las Vegas, the state of Nevada, the city of Los Angeles, the state of California, and the United States of America under a bad light. I own nothing but this story! Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in Shourtney #1 in Rhett and Link #1 in Courtney Miller #4 in Ian Hecox #7 in Smosh Fanfiction #10 in Smosh

Easy by deptofweirdsounds

A three-chapter* angst-fest updated weekly in April 2022. *maybe plus epilogue.

𝐡𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐨 - 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 by urmomsredcaboose

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ "𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧', 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭, 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧', 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭" shourtney oneshots, lovelies, i hope you enjoy my bad writing, if that's even possible. "𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞, 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞" ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

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Girl Stellar [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

The Realm, provider of all the good things to humans on Earth, has a huge problem: they miscalculated and failed to assign a soulmate to the constantly devastated psychologist, Shayne Topp. Having his heart broken several times, Shayne believed that he didn't have a soulmate at all, and he was right. Nonetheless, he wishes to the skies anyway that the clouds would part to send him the woman meant for him. Receiving his case was Courtney Miller, the Head of Soulmates and the maker of the mistake. In order to keep her from being sent to the Unknown as the sanction, her friend and boss Ian Hecox gets her to break the Realm's golden rule and does the unthinkable: descend to Earth to help Shayne find someone to fall in love. However, little did she know that there was a bigger consequence than the ones she was bound to face upon returning: falling in love. As the constellations change every month, Shayne and Courtney find themselves as co-workers and friends, always on the lookout for each other as love grows between them, the boy without a soulmate and the girl sent from the sky. --- STARTED: 09-27-2020 COMPLETED 3000+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in rhettandlink #1 in courtneymiller #2 in ianhecox #3 in smoshfanfiction #12 in shaynetopp #15 in smosh

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𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 - 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜

☾ ⋆･ﾟ:⋆･ﾟ:⠀ ⋆.:･ﾟ .: ⋆･ﾟ: .⋆ "𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡" he told her he loves her and she didn't say it back. everyone's worst nightmare. but of course she loves him, she just didn't know how to say it. until it was too late. "𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞?" - "𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞?" ~ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ~ ☾ ⋆･ﾟ:⋆･ﾟ:⠀ ⋆.:･ﾟ .: ⋆･ﾟ: .⋆