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Thirty

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Complete Sun, Aug 15, 202155m

courtneymiller fluff mythical shartney shaynetopp

"Oh, shut up, Damien is older than me." 11,000-odd words of fluff that was a oneshot but is definitely too long for that. Four chapters. Enjoy!

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