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deptofweirdsounds

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Reads 2,793
Votes 100
Parts 4
Time 55m

deptofweirdsounds

courtneymiller fluff mythical shartney shaynetopp shourtney smosh

"Oh, shut up, Damien is older than me."

11,000-odd words of fluff that was a oneshot but is definitely too long for that. Four chapters. Enjoy!

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courtneymiller fluff mythical shartney shaynetopp shourtney smosh

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𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 - 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜 by im-still-mad-and-sad

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ "𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡" he told her he loves her and she didn't say it back. everyone's worst nightmare. but of course she loves him, she just didn't know how to say it. until it was too late. "𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞?" - "𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞?" ~ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ~ ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

𝐡𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐨 - 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 by im-still-mad-and-sad

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ "𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧', 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭, 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧', 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭" shourtney oneshots, lovelies, i hope you enjoy my bad writing, if that's even possible. "𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞, 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞" ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

Here's To Us [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

Finally free from Defy, and into Mythical's loving home. Shayne Robert Topp and Courtney Ruth Miller have been going through one heck of a rollercoaster ride ever since they both joined Smosh. After Mythical Entertainment's acquisition of Smosh, they both individually realized their feelings for each other through their moments with each other. But neither of them took their shot, leaving them with hidden feelings and what-ifs. A year has passed since then, and Smosh celebrates their first year anniversary through an all-out trip to Las Vegas. However, when the sun rises the next day, both Shayne and Courtney realize how far their drunkenness has gotten them: marriage. In an attempt to fix the seemingly impossible, they go through a series of challenges that reveal their love, expectations, insecurities, and sacrifices for each other. --- STARTED: 05-28-2020 COMPLETED: 07-13-2020 2200+ words per chapter Cover: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: This story does not intend to harm or put the laws of the city of Las Vegas, the state of Nevada, the city of Los Angeles, the state of California, and the United States of America under a bad light. I own nothing but this story! Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in Shourtney #1 in Rhett and Link #1 in Courtney Miller #4 in Ian Hecox #7 in Smosh Fanfiction #10 in Smosh

Shourtney- FREAKS Part II & part III by Feoill

Part two of Freaks, original by -TELEPHANTASM- read part 1 first, otherwise this won't make any sense

Girl Stellar [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

The Realm, provider of all the good things to humans on Earth, has a huge problem: they miscalculated and failed to assign a soulmate to the constantly devastated psychologist, Shayne Topp. Having his heart broken several times, Shayne believed that he didn't have a soulmate at all, and he was right. Nonetheless, he wishes to the skies anyway that the clouds would part to send him the woman meant for him. Receiving his case was Courtney Miller, the Head of Soulmates and the maker of the mistake. In order to keep her from being sent to the Unknown as the sanction, her friend and boss Ian Hecox gets her to break the Realm's golden rule and does the unthinkable: descend to Earth to help Shayne find someone to fall in love. However, little did she know that there was a bigger consequence than the ones she was bound to face upon returning: falling in love. As the constellations change every month, Shayne and Courtney find themselves as co-workers and friends, always on the lookout for each other as love grows between them, the boy without a soulmate and the girl sent from the sky. --- STARTED: 09-27-2020 COMPLETED 3000+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in rhettandlink #1 in courtneymiller #2 in ianhecox #3 in smoshfanfiction #12 in shaynetopp #15 in smosh

Shipped and Switched [Kimmien] by GeneralEyes

What's the worst thing a YouTuber can read? Their own comments. Some comments are nice, some comments make you feel angelic, and some comments... kinda sting a little too much. But also some comments are just better off not reading, especially if you're reading them with someone you're shipped with. The bad part of this is that both Damien Haas and Kimmy Jimenez were forced to read YouTube comments together as a dare, and it so happens that they wake up in each other's bodies the following day. The worse part? They're both far away from home. The worst part? They're shooting for Smosh Summer Games. And the heaven-and-hell-combined worst of all that is holy? No one knows how to switch back. Through a week-long preparation and shoot for Smosh Summer Games, Damien and Kimmy desperately find ways to return to their own bodies, but in return, they get to learn more about each other as they face challenges together. Eventually, the problem shifts from the switching to the shipping. -/-/- STARTED: 01/03/2021 COMPLETED: 02/24/2021 2200+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS Powerpoint, photo credits from Smosh DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2021) Highest rankings: #1 in kimmyjimenez #1 in shourtney #1 in rhettandlink #2 in kimmien #3 in ianhecox #3 in smosh #4 in smoshgames #4 in smoshfanfiction

Couple for Hire [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

You may know Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller from Smosh, as everyone who watches Smosh does. But to people of three certain qualities: 1) those who don't watch Smosh, 2) who also live in Los Angeles, and 3) who hold parties and other events, they're the most sensational Couple for Hire™. As their side hustle with Spencer Agnew for their tech and Tommy Bowe for management, they attend weddings, birthdays, office parties, and more for all sorts of purposes wanted by their clients. After each event, they receive their own shares of cash and get back to their full-time jobs at Smosh. However, when they become viral and go big-time for their little acts, Shayne and Courtney compromise to pretend as an actual couple and keep up the act in front of their families, friends, and co-workers to continue their odd job. But it just isn't the same anymore, especially when not only do they become more famous by the day, they start to fall in love with each other for real. --- STARTED: 10/31/2020 COMPLETED: 12/12/2020 2200+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS PowerPoint, photos from Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in smoshfanfiction #1 in ianhecox #2 in mythical #2 in shourtney #2 in courtneymiller #2 in rhettandlink #8 in smosh

Ten Years of Anniversaries by deptofweirdsounds

Set in the Milkshake Hearts universe, ten years of Shayne and Courtney's wedding anniversaries. As always: purely fiction. Cover icon: anniversary by Mrfa Studio from Noun Project

where are they now? (shourtney/damaige) by IamherenowIguess6

AU: Saige and Shayne are siblings who grew up as child actors. Along the way, Shayne met his best friend Damien and, in adulthood, Saige meets her roommate, Courtney. Now in their 20s and 30s, this story is about them navigating the world as four former child actors trying to figure out adulthood, their careers, and of course love. **This story is an au that utilizes the likeness of internet personalities, it is in no way an actual portrayal of these persons or their relationships ***also! This is an au but I will still be using she/they pronouns interchangeably for Courtney!

Fair Deal? (A Shourtney Fanfic) by its_ya_boi_deem

Courtney has just started her new job at Smosh. It seems to be everything she's ever wanted, but when she meets a certain someone, it seems like everything is about to change. Will love bloom or will she be stuck admiring from afar? Sorry I'm not very good at descriptions

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𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 - 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜 cover

𝐡𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐨 - 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 cover

Here's To Us [Shourtney] cover

Shourtney- FREAKS Part II & part III cover

Girl Stellar [Shourtney] cover

Shipped and Switched [Kimmien] cover

Couple for Hire [Shourtney] cover

Ten Years of Anniversaries cover

where are they now? (shourtney/damaige) cover

Fair Deal? (A Shourtney Fanfic) cover

𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 - 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜

☾ ⋆･ﾟ:⋆･ﾟ:⠀ ⋆.:･ﾟ .: ⋆･ﾟ: .⋆ "𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡" he told her he loves her and she didn't say it back. everyone's worst nightmare. but of course she loves him, she just didn't know how to say it. until it was too late. "𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞?" - "𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞?" ~ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ~ ☾ ⋆･ﾟ:⋆･ﾟ:⠀ ⋆.:･ﾟ .: ⋆･ﾟ: .⋆